Fantasy Football

I have been playing fantasy football with some of these guys for 15 years. I believe my first free agent pick ever was Ickey Woods (1988). Let me introduce you to the participants of Larry's League 2010-2011.
Brian "Relive makes me thin" Bischoff
Height: 5'8. Weight: Undisclosed. Age: A young looking 37. College: RMU, Co-founder of RMU hockey team and competitive Eating Team. Experience: The last of the crew.
David "No relation to Brian" Bischoff
Height: 6'1. Weight: The wind just blew him over. Age: Farting dust. College: A waste of this guys time. Experience: 3 beautiful kids- done.
Mark "All-Star softball catcher" Mill
Height: 3 story addition. Weight: 220lbs before addition, 165lbs after addition. Age: 4 kids later. College: YES SIR, SIR. Experience: Have you ever seen the sleeping situation on a Sub?
Mike "Cleveland" Arnold
Height: Same as his wife. Weight: Going up with each bon-bon. Age: Youth Minister Eligible. College: Miami Heat. Experience: 1964- last Cleveland Championship.
Mark "Pappy or Old" Feldman
Height: Shorter each year. Weight: 2 additional chins. Age: Platinum highlights. College: University of Beth Ann. Experience: Wax on Wax Off.
Andrew "Phillies" Tino
Height: New Jersey short. Weight: He can bench each Bischoff. Age: Lost his documents when he defected Italy. College: Graig Nettles online University. Experience: None needed. His wife is brilliant.
Dom "Naked vest" Perry
Height: Mighty Mouse. Weight: Ripped. Age: Rapidly aging since his daughter was born College: Johnstown School of Accounting. Experience: Pitched a reality show to HBO starring Franky.
Mike "I need to build a wall around my house" Derenzo
Height: Good looking. Weight: Cut. Age: Too young for our block. College: Alabama. Experience: None needed. He is that good.
Brian "Do not go through that tunnel" Feldman
Height: Got the good genes. Weight: Extra ranch please. Age: College: Pathfinder Rollover. Experience: Declined a personal invitation from Hugh Hefner.
Todd "I need a chemical rep" Schurman
Height: lost 2 inches. Weight: Travels a lot. Age: Lost his hair at 15. College: Purdue University. Experience: Is actually Artie Lange's Cousin.